Brains vs ........

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ProF, Aug 6, 2008.

  1. ProF

    ProF Junior Member

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    An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for
    several years. He had a large pond in the back.

    It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up
    nice picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees

    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond,
    as he hadn't been there for a while, and looks it over. He grabbed a
    five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

    As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
    laughing with glee.


    As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women
    skinny-dipping in his pond.

    He made the women aware of his presence and they all went
    to the deep end.

    One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out
    until you leave!

    The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you
    ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

    Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the
    alligator..'


    Some old men can still think fast.
     
  2. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    :lolrolling I bet they came out fast then!