Blonde painter

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by gator508, Jun 19, 2010.

  1. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    Blonde painter


    This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these

    blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she

    decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

    While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to

    paint a couple of rooms in the house The next day, right after her

    husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

    Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint.

    He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor

    in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka

    and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her

    if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she

    replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women

    are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

    He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket.

    She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said...


    You'll love this.....................................





    I know you will.........................................










    "FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."
     
  2. wildey

    wildey Active Member

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    Thank you for the chuckle, got to love some of those blond jokes :)
     
  3. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    LOL,maybe thats why my wife went to red instead of her natural dirty blonde hair LOL:D
     
  4. stefdustin

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    I quess that is why my wife bought a parka the other day since she has a leather jacket.