Blonde Car Accident

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sprinklerfitter669, Jan 14, 2010.

  1. sprinklerfitter669

    sprinklerfitter669 Junior Member

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    One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

    The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

    He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

    Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

    The blonde started laughing.

    This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

    This time the blonde laughed even harder.

    Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

    The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

    The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
     
  2. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    Thanks for the chuckle this mornng. :rofl
     
  3. ooheritage

    ooheritage Active Member

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    awesome that is probably a true story, thanks for the laugh.
     
  4. karlsmith

    karlsmith New Member

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    lolz ... :)
     
  5. Adamal47

    Adamal47 Active Member

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    I used to work with a girl who was this dumb...made for good laughs at the workplace(PS>Yes she was blonde)