David
Active Member
A blind man goes into a bar he's never visited before and orders a drink, then says:
"Anyone want to hear a great blonde joke?"
The bar falls silent. The barmaid says:
"Before you tell this joke sir, I think I'd better point out a few facts.
"No.1, I'm a blonde girl. No2, the bouncer is a blonde girl. No.3, the landlady is a 6ft tall blonde with a black belt in judo. No.4, the woman sitting on your right is a blonde weightlifter. No5, the woman on your left is a blonde professional wrestler:
Now do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"
The blind man shakes his head and says:
"No sorry. Not if I'm going to have to explain it five times."
"Anyone want to hear a great blonde joke?"
The bar falls silent. The barmaid says:
"Before you tell this joke sir, I think I'd better point out a few facts.
"No.1, I'm a blonde girl. No2, the bouncer is a blonde girl. No.3, the landlady is a 6ft tall blonde with a black belt in judo. No.4, the woman sitting on your right is a blonde weightlifter. No5, the woman on your left is a blonde professional wrestler:
Now do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"
The blind man shakes his head and says:
"No sorry. Not if I'm going to have to explain it five times."