Biker's Wish

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by bikerdad, Mar 23, 2010.

  1. bikerdad

    bikerdad Junior Member

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    A man riding his Harley was rolling along a California beach when suddenly

    the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because

    you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.

    The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."


    The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of

    undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and

    steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for

    me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that

    could possibly help mankind."

    The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could

    understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the

    silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make

    a woman truly happy.



    The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
     
  2. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    Good one. :s
     
  3. glyd-n

    glyd-n Junior Member

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    AMEN!!!:small3d028::small3d028:
     
  4. Backroad Rider

    Backroad Rider Active Member

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    Ain't that the truth:bigsmiley20:
     
  5. Adamal47

    Adamal47 Active Member

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    an oldie but goodie