Biker chili

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by kemo, Jan 24, 2011.

  1. kemo

    kemo R.I.P

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    Biker Chili

    A duded-up city rider walks into a seedy tavern in
    Sturgis, SD. He sits down at the bar and notices a grizzled old biker with his
    arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.

    After fifteen minutes of just sitting there
    staring at it, the newbie rider bravely asks the old biker, 'If you ain't
    gonna eat that, mind if I do?'

    The old veteran of a thousand rides slowly turns
    his head and says, 'Nah, you go ahead.'

    Eagerly, the guy wearing the shiny new leather
    fashions reaches over and slides the bowl into his place and starts spoonin' it in with delight.

    He gets nearly down to the bottom of the bowl and notices a
    dead mouse in the chilli. The sight was very
    shocking and he immediately barfed up the chili back into the bowl.

    The old biker quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I got, too.......'
     
  2. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

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    Now thats a good one Kemo. :laugh
     
  3. Cyclops

    Cyclops Active Member

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    Sick one!:newsmile049:
     
  4. 84FXRS

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    it made me laff thanks I needed a smile
     
  5. Dr. Dolittle

    Dr. Dolittle Experienced Member Staff Member Moderator Contributor

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    Sturgis Blue Plate Special!!!
     
  6. EnjoyingTheRyde

    EnjoyingTheRyde Junior Member

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    Sick? Yes... Good? Absolutely!!!
     
  7. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    Road Kill Cafe Main Street Sturgis, I think that was me:newsmile042:
     
  8. Joyflyin

    Joyflyin Experienced Member Staff Member Moderator

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    Jack, were you the old grizzlied biker or the duded up city biker? Round 1 or round 2?
     
  9. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    Joy, I aint getting no younger or prettier so guess I would be the old biker round 1:newsmile042:
     
  10. Joyflyin

    Joyflyin Experienced Member Staff Member Moderator

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    Note to self....no chilli in SD. :p BTW, you're distracting me while I'm in class. :newsmile105::newsmile105::small3d035::small3d035::newsmile082:
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