Beer Warning

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Davidw2415, May 29, 2008.

  1. Davidw2415

    Davidw2415 Senior Member

    Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and localpubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called 'Beer.'

    The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comesin bottles, cans, or from taps and in large 'kegs.' Beer is used byfemale sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to gohome and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume afew units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

    Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After severalbeers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific lookingwomen whom they would never normally be attracted.

    After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of
    exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague
    feeling that 'something bad' occurred.
    At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their
    life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship.'

    In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the
    unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as 'marriage.' Men are much more susceptible to this scam
    after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

    Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this 'Beer' scam and the women administering
    there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your
    shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group
    nearest you, just look up Golf Courses' in the phone book.

    For a video to see how beer works click here :
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  2. R. Lewis

    R. Lewis Senior Member Retired Moderators

  3. Apyle

    Apyle Junior Member

    Where are you safe, if you aren't safe in the bars?:bigsmiley5:
  4. Fearless1

    Fearless1 Active Member

    20 years to late:bigsmiley14:
  5. UncleRon

    UncleRon Member

    Come now !! An invite for sex and you need beer :30:
    Wait till you get to be my age .
  6. dhog

    dhog Active Member

    31 years late for me, I didn't know that was an after effect of beer. I guess you learn something new ever ten years or so?:57::drunk