BBQ rules

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by lorne, May 22, 2012.

  1. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    Now this is a man's BBQ!!!!

    BBQ RULES
    We'll be entering the BBQ season in a few months . Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity ..

    When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

    Routine...

    (1) The woman buys the food.
    (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
    (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with
    the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
    (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and
    other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

    Here comes the important part:
    (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

    More routine...
    (6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
    (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring
    another beer while he flips the meat

    Important again:
    (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

    More routine...
    (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

    (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

    And most important of all:
    (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

    (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off ' and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction,
    concludes that there's just no pleasing some women!
     
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    :newsmile010:
     
  3. STEVE07

    STEVE07 Well-Known Member Staff Member Super Moderators

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    So true!!!:D
     
  4. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    Ha-ha-ha,, pretty cute one!
     
  5. OzzyD

    OzzyD Member

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    funny stuff :D
     
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  6. redtide

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    The wife loved this and said "Sounds like us!"
     
  7. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    same at our house :D
     
  8. Rubyred

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    Lorne that is great. In addition to grilling I also have to put the beer on ice and the cooler is usually right next to me so I don't burn anything!:D
     
  9. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    sounds like your following the rules! :D

    our cases have 36 per....your gota love it:bigsmiley23:
     
  10. NEWHD74FAN

    NEWHD74FAN Experienced Member Retired Moderators

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    Sounds like Ruby actually has the right idea...having beer duty near the cooler ain't so bad...or being the woman invited to the barbecue...and while the "MAN" is cooking the meat...what interesting things are the gals talking about while he is "occupied"...:D Yep...BE AFRAID MAN...!!!