Bad Day

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jody7734, Aug 16, 2009.

  1. jody7734

    jody7734 Active Member

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    Two guys were roaring down the road on their motorcycles when one driver slowed up and pulled over. His leather jacket had a broken zipper, and he told his friend, "I can't drive anymore with the air hitting me in the chest like that." "Just put the jacket on backwards." His friend advised. They continued down the road but around the next bend, they both lost control in some loose gravel and wiped out. A nearby farmer came upon the accident and ran to call the police. They asked him, "Are they showing any signs of life?" "Well," the farmer explained, "one was until I turned his head around the right way!"
     
  2. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    :lolrolling
     
  3. sharpscuba

    sharpscuba Banned

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    Good one laughed out loud.
     
  4. jcorso11

    jcorso11 Member

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    ill use that one sooner or later!
     
  5. Jean-Pierre

    Jean-Pierre Member

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    :bigsmiley20::bigsmiley20:
    One more....
     
  6. HD4ME!

    HD4ME! Active Member

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    Ouch!