Avoiding a DUI

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by cossak, Jan 3, 2012.

  1. cossak

    cossak Member

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    I would like to share an experience with you all, about drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session in past years.
    A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and
    had a few too many beers and some rather nice Merlot. Knowing full well
    I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done
    before - I took a bus home.
    I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise,
    as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got this one.
     
  2. Mavagrand

    Mavagrand Senior Member

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    Good one, Cossak. I was getting ready to congratulate you on your decision before I got to the last line. I certainly hope it wasn't a city bus. :)
     
  3. rscalzo

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    That intelligent decision could have very well saved you several thousand in legal fees, fines impounds, etc. I go out and rarelt have more than one glass of wine. I really have just as good a time.
     
  4. SledDog

    SledDog Senior Member Staff Member Moderator

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    Hopefully you drove with the lights off for some extra stealth...:D
     
  5. Mavagrand

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    He did a good job avoiding a DUI...I just hope he doesn't go down for stealing the bus!!:p
     
  6. Redfish-Joe

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    That and took a short bus. Totally undetected.:p
     
  7. londonlad

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    Wondering where you parked it. Maybe in your driveway?