Australian mechanic

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by T wrecks, Feb 1, 2008.

  1. T wrecks

    T wrecks Junior Member

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    Aussie Mechanic

    (This is a true story)

    Be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working under
    your vehicle...especially in public.
    From The Sydney Morning Herald comes this story of a central west
    couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car
    break down in the parking lot.
    The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he
    fixed the car their in the parking lot. The wife returned later
    to see a small group of people near the car. On closer
    inspection she saw a pair of male legs from under the chassis.
    Altough the man was in shorts his lack of underpants turned
    private parts into glaringly public ones.
    Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward,
    quickly put her hand up his shorts and tucked everything back
    into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood
    and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly
    by.
    The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head. :lolrolling
     
  2. Agro

    Agro Active Member

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    Yeah not bad.
    I actually remember reading that a while ago.
     
  3. T wrecks

    T wrecks Junior Member

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    Hey Agro, love your avatar!! :bigsmiley12:
     
  4. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    Yep, I had quite a lump on my head from that!:59:
     
  5. HarleyHarry

    HarleyHarry Banned

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    Come summer I might try that too.
     
  6. Agro

    Agro Active Member

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    T wrecks, Its the southern cross flag. Personally I think it should be the Aussie flag.
    I just realised you are a fellow Queenslander you would have already known what it was.
     
  7. T wrecks

    T wrecks Junior Member

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    Yes, I know that flag Agro, It would make a lot better flag than we have now, along with a few others!! :D