Another Sweet Tea Story

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Polarbear, Feb 10, 2010.

  1. Polarbear

    Polarbear Active Member

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    A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.
    Doctor: "What happened?"
    Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every
    time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to
    a pulp."

    Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that.
    When your husband comes home drunk, just take a
    glass of sweet tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and
    gargle."
    Two weeks later the woman comes back to the
    doctor looking fresh and reborn.

    Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea!
    Every time my husband came home drunk, I
    gargled with sweet tea. I gargled and gargled,
    and nothing happened!"

    Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?"
    :laugh
     
  2. RetiredJake

    RetiredJake Junior Member

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    I'm having a hard time rolling on the floor and hiding the screen from the wife :lolrolling
     
  3. fwcole

    fwcole Active Member

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    She saw it and didnt think it was funny but I did.
     
  4. Haywire

    Haywire Active Member

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    :newsmile100::newsmile100::newsmile100:
    Hope my wife never see's this post:p
     
  5. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    I'm not letting my wife read this one. :laugh
     
  6. glyd-n

    glyd-n Junior Member

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    Oops! It's too late, she saw it.:swoon