Another Sweet Tea Story

[Polarbear]

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every
time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to
a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that.
When your husband comes home drunk, just take a
glass of sweet tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and
gargle."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the
doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea!
Every time my husband came home drunk, I
gargled with sweet tea. I gargled and gargled,
and nothing happened!"

Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?"
:laugh

 

[RetiredJake]

I'm having a hard time rolling on the floor and hiding the screen from the wife :lolrolling

 

[fwcole]

She saw it and didnt think it was funny but I did.

 

[Haywire]

:newsmile100::newsmile100::newsmile100:
Hope my wife never see's this post

 

[jaceddie]

I'm not letting my wife read this one. :laugh

 

[glyd-n]

Oops! It's too late, she saw it.:swoon