another blonde joke

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by gator508, Mar 4, 2012.

  1. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake, finds his way to a bar stool, and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

    3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

    The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
     
  2. Adamal47

    Adamal47 Active Member

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    Ha ha I like it
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  3. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    And he should be released from the hospital in 3 or 4 days.
     
  4. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    Nuk Nuk, good one Gator I sure am lucky the Redhead aint Blonde any more, OOPS did I say that out loud again:small3d023:
     
  5. R_W_B

    R_W_B Senior Member

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    Ha yea I was wondering if he made it out of the bar.
     
  6. cynthia4l

    cynthia4l New Member

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    lmao pretty funny
     
  7. Iceman24

    Iceman24 Well-Known Member

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    Great...another joke I can't tell my wife (blonde)...good one though!
     
  8. R_W_B

    R_W_B Senior Member

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    Wow that's odd, Cynthia's post count beside her post is showing zero? Does the Jokes thread not count on posts ?
     
  9. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    Dave, jokes and welcomes do not add to post counts