another blonde joke

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by lorne, Oct 14, 2011.

  1. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in
    > the driveway jumping for
    > joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought,
    > 'what the heck', and I starting
    > jumping up and down along with her.
    > She said, 'I have some really great news!'
    > I said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.'
    > She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up
    > and down and told me that she
    > was pregnant. I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her,
    > 'That's great I couldn't be happier
    > for you!'
    >
    > Then she said, 'There's more'
    >
    > I asked, What do you mean there's more.
    >
    > She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to
    > have TWINS!'
    >
    > Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked
    > her how she knew. She said....
    > (You're going to love this!)
    > 'Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club and they
    > actually had a home pregnancy kit in a
    > TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive.
     
  2. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    That is way GOOD:p
     
  3. bigbubba402

    bigbubba402 Active Member

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    That is so funny had to tell the wife still laughing
     
  4. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    Ahhh, a new blonde joke and funny too!!! rolling!!!