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lorne

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The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in
> the driveway jumping for
> joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought,
> 'what the heck', and I starting
> jumping up and down along with her.
> She said, 'I have some really great news!'
> I said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.'
> She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up
> and down and told me that she
> was pregnant. I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her,
> 'That's great I couldn't be happier
> for you!'
>
> Then she said, 'There's more'
>
> I asked, What do you mean there's more.
>
> She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to
> have TWINS!'
>
> Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked
> her how she knew. She said....
> (You're going to love this!)
> 'Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club and they
> actually had a home pregnancy kit in a
> TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive.
 
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