Another B'day

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Rubyred, Mar 1, 2012.

  1. Rubyred

    Rubyred Senior Member

    As I rapidly close in on another Birthday I was trying to think of some of the advantages of getting older. Here they are:

    Advantages of living after 50!

    Note the last sentence is very good advice!!!!

    Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too. Don't is all true...

    Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!

    01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

    02.. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

    03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

    04. People call at 9 pm and ask,"did I wake you?"

    05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

    06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

    07.. Things you buy now won't wear out.

    08. You can eat supper at 4 pm.

    09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

    10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

    11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

    12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

    13. You sing along with instore music.

    14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

    15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

    16. Your joints are more accurate than the meteorologists national weather service.

    17.. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

    18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

    19. You can't remember who sent you this list.

    20.And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.

    Forward this to every one you can remember right now!

    Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
  2. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

    Ha-ha-ha, number 16 is a bell ringer.
  3. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

    I think it is great, just being over 50 the list is true......:p
  4. R_W_B

    R_W_B Senior Member

    Pretty good list. Guess we all get our chance and then comes time to turn it over to the younger folks.
  5. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

    This should be in the Self Help Section so us older folks can remember it:p