annuvver blonde joke

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  1. gunnut

    gunnut Junior Member

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    annuvver blond joke
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    Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
    He sat down next to a blonde at the bar
    And stared up at the TV.


    The 10 PM news was coming on.
    The news crew was covering the story
    Of a man on the ledge of a large building
    Preparing to jump.





    The blonde looked at Bob and said,
    "Do you think he'll jump?"


    Bob said,
    "You know, I bet he'll jump."


    The blonde replied,
    "Well, I bet he won't."


    Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,
    "You're on!"



    Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,
    The guy on the ledge
    Did a swan dive off the building,
    Falling to his death.


    The blonde was very upset,
    But willingly handed her $20 to Bob.
    "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

    Bob replied,
    "I can't take your money.
    I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news,
    So I knew he would jump."


    The blonde replied,
    "I did, too,
    But I didn't think he'd do it again."
     
  2. Cyclops

    Cyclops Active Member

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    Good one!:lolrolling:lolrolling:lolrolling
     
  3. dogdad

    dogdad Active Member

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    :DI laughed at this one,,,,,no wonder I prefer the dark haired women
     
  4. johnkarlfl

    johnkarlfl Active Member

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    :57: love blonde jokes,
    my wife is blonde and I print them out and leave them for her.
     
  5. LyteCycle

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    hahaha funny
     
  6. NEWHD74FAN

    NEWHD74FAN Experienced Member Retired Moderators

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    Our fair haired gals sure get beat up don't they...! :small3d007:
     
  7. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    Thats why I got a Redhead but still a funny joke:newsmile100:
     
  8. lakeforktx

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    ooooohhhh.