Alphabet Soup

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ProF, Jul 9, 2011.

  1. ProF

    ProF Junior Member

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    [FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]After being married for thirty years....a wife asked her husband to describe her.

    He looked at her slowly...then said,
    "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
    She asks..... "What does that mean?"

    He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.
    She smiled happily and said...."Oh, that's so lovely.....What about I, J, K?"

    He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

    His eye is still swollen....but it will get better....
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  2. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    Some things are just better left unsaid. Great joke
     
  3. Rubyred

    Rubyred Senior Member

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    Now that's funny!:)