Alligator Shoes

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by RetiredJake, Apr 7, 2010.

  1. RetiredJake

    RetiredJake Junior Member

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    After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared; 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!' The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?'

    The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.

    As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement as the blonde struggled mightily and barely managed to flip the gator onto its back.

    Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration...

    RATS! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!
     
  2. Locke

    Locke Member

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    Thanks Jake:newsmile100:
     
  3. geezer

    geezer Senior Member Contributor

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    Good one!
     
  4. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    Good one Jake! :D
     
  5. sprinklerfitter669

    sprinklerfitter669 Junior Member

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    thats funny......poor blondes :D