Alcohol joke

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by JBC2565, Jun 21, 2011.

  1. JBC2565

    JBC2565 Junior Member

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    An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a. m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

    The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."

    The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

    The man replies, "That would be my wife." :newsmile055:
     
  2. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Guest

    Good One, I think that hits home here with me:s
     
  3. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    that is a good one...and yup binder done dat
     
  4. Rubyred

    Rubyred Senior Member

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    Been to that lecture many times in the past.
     
  5. geezer

    geezer Senior Member Contributor

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    Doesn't matter how late you get home, you're always on time for the fight.
     
  6. Ace84

    Ace84 Member

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    That's what I told my divorce lawyer! Lol
     
  7. wilks3

    wilks3 Junior Member

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    Its worse when they just stare at you silently...