Airways

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Polarbear, Jan 25, 2010.

  1. Polarbear

    Polarbear Active Member

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    After a British Airways flight reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
    'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and ..... OH, MY GOD!'

    Silence followed!

    Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
    'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'

    One Irish passenger yelled, 'bye jezis you should see the back of mine!' :26:
     
  2. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    What a hoot!:rofl
     
  3. sharpscuba

    sharpscuba Banned

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    Good one!
     
  4. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

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    Almost as good as when the surgeon says "OOPS"
     
  5. PaulWhite

    PaulWhite Active Member

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    Im with the irishman