A Winter Statistic

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by 9FLHR, Dec 1, 2009.

  1. 9FLHR

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    98% of Americans say "OH NO" before going in the ditch off a slippery road.

    The other 2% of us are from Ohio and we say "HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!" :cheers
     
  2. RetiredJake

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    Somebody told me that was Kentucky's state motto :lolrolling :lolrolling
     
  3. rothladoad

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    The 2% response works everywhere.I think someone said that to Billy Martin once.
     
  4. jaceddie

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    You know what they say about Buckeyes. It's a nut that falls from a tree.:D
     
  5. maine-e-axe

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    In Maine you don't give "anyone" your beer, you keep drinking it and say watch this:newsmile100::cheers
     
  6. gator508

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    In Alabama you say "open me another, quick"
     
  7. nogoslim

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    In Ore-gon, the 2% recover and keep on ridin'...
     
  8. PaulWhite

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    In the south every redneck disaster begins with "hey ya'll. watch this"
     
  9. dhog

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    Where I'm from in the south it's the 98% that say hey y'all watch this and hand me another one before the law gets here and takes our beer:swoon:newsmile093: