A Trip to Costco...

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ghostrider69, Jul 6, 2009.

  1. ghostrider69

    ghostrider69 Member

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    Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog
    chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout
    line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

    What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have
    little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was
    starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't,
    because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
    pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out
    of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
    it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
    eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
    complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to
    mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with
    my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because
    the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff
    an Irish Setter's (edit) and a car hit us both.

    I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
    laughing so hard.

    Costco won't let me shop there anymore.

    Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the
    world to think of crazy things to say.
     
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  2. HarleyHarry

    HarleyHarry Banned

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    A great one. Cheers for that. Now all I have to do is get that mental picture out of my head.
     
  3. hammerhead pat

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    And don't forget that some dog biscuits actually clean your teeth:p
     
  4. FortWorthSpider

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    KIBBLES 'n BITS , KIBBLES 'n BITS , I'm gonna get me some KIBBLES 'n BITS.

    Spider
    WSFFWS
     
  5. Moucheter

    Moucheter Member

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    Thats a good one!!!:lolrolling I wonder if Cesar Milan from ''The dog whisperer'' will put you in the ''Red Zone'' :lolrolling
     
  6. Shifter

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