A Short Love Story

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by glider, Jan 3, 2008.

  1. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.

    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....

    He in the upper bunk and she in the lower, and at 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

    "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let¢s pretend that we're married."

    "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

    "Good," she replied. "Get your own (censored) blanket."

    After a moment of silence, he farted.

    The End

    Had to censor myself here:D