A list of redneck computer terms

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by sprinklerfitter669, Feb 18, 2010.

  1. sprinklerfitter669

    sprinklerfitter669 Junior Member

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    Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.

    Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down da local tavern.

    Bug - The reason you is a giv'n for calling in sick.

    Byte - What yer pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.

    Cache - Needed when you go to da store.

    Chip - Yer cusin's uncle's mother's boyfriend's name.

    Terminal - Time to call da undertaker.

    Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.

    Digital - The art of counting on your fingers.

    Diskette - A female Disco dancer.

    Hacker - Uncle Leroy after thirty years of smoking.

    Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.

    Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair.

    Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.

    Mac - Big Bob's favorite fast food.

    Megahertz - How your head feels after seventeen beers.

    Modem - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall.

    Mouse pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live.

    Network - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line.

    Online - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.

    Rom - Where the pope lives.

    Screen - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch.

    Serial port - A red wine you drink with breakfast.

    Superconductor - Amtrak's Employee of the year.

    Scsi - What you call your week-old underwear.
     
  2. jaceddie

    jaceddie Junior Member

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    Some really good ones here. :laugh
     
  3. glenalt

    glenalt Junior Member

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    Hey, those are real good.
     
  4. RicardoJPinto

    RicardoJPinto Account Removed

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    my favorite one:

    Cache - Needed when you go to da store.
     
  5. Adamal47

    Adamal47 Active Member

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    This will be put on the cork board in the IT office at work