A fear.

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Redfish-Joe, Jun 22, 2012.

  1. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM . . . 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

    'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..'

    'How much do you charge?' 'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.

    'I'll sleep on it,' I said.

    Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

    'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'

    'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

    'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now !!!"
     
  2. mat 60

    mat 60 Senior Member

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    Thanks...lol..Good one:)
     
  3. R_W_B

    R_W_B Senior Member

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    Wow that's a great idea, won't have to clean under it again either.
     
  4. TripleJ

    TripleJ Senior Member

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    No more dust bunnies!! :p
     
  5. lorne

    lorne Senior Member

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    i have a short friend i need to tell..:D
     
  6. Dr. Dolittle

    Dr. Dolittle Experienced Member Staff Member Moderator Contributor

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    Another fine example of the simplest solution often being the best one!
     
  7. Digger Guy

    Digger Guy Member

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    That was a real good one!!