A Christmas Love Story

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Davidw2415, Dec 22, 2013.

  1. Davidw2415

    Davidw2415 Senior Member

    1,456
    46
    0
    A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping center was packed as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked
    around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen. She was quite
    upset because they had a lot to do. She became so worried that she
    called him on her cell phone to ask him where he was. In a quiet voice he said,
    "Do you remember the jewelers we went into about five years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn't afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?" The wife choked up and started to cry
    and said, "Yes, I do remember that shop." He replied, "Well, I'm in the bar next door."
     
  2. HDDon

    HDDon Experienced Member Contributor Retired Moderators

    5,456
    133
    196
    His lawyer says he may get joint custody of the dog.
     
  3. STEVE07

    STEVE07 Well-Known Member Staff Member Super Moderators

    4,034
    68
    42
    Truly touching!! :lolrolling
     
  4. jamesearl

    jamesearl Senior Member Contributor

    1,056
    73
    120
    Seems like an excellent point of reference,to be assured your driver will not mess up directions.What's the problem?
     
  5. dbmg

    dbmg Experienced Member

    5,800
    153
    318
    Nicely played.....:p
     
  6. kyhdman

    kyhdman Active Member

    152
    38
    5
    showed my wife she said that would be me since i dont do good shopping and i get thirsty quite often. lol
     
  7. Davidw2415

    Davidw2415 Senior Member

    1,456
    46
    0
    A common thread among men.
     
  8. bikerod

    bikerod Member

    36
    0
    0
    Fingers crossed,maybe next year babe.