A Blonde's Year in Review

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by glider, Jan 3, 2008.

  1. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    A Blonde's Year in Review
    January

    Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

    February
    Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo!! Bottles won't fit in the printer!


    March

    Got really excited, finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months. Box said '2-4 years!'


    April

    Trapped on escalator for hours, the power went out!


    May

    Tried to make Kool-Aid. Wrong instructions! 8 cups of
    water won't fit into those little packets.

    June

    Tried to go water skiing, couldn't find a lake with a slope.


    July

    Lost breast stroke swimming competition, learned later the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms and hands!


    August

    Got locked out of my car in rain storm, car swamped because soft-top was open.


    September

    Capital of
    California is 'C!' Isn't it?

    October

    Hate M&M's! They are so hard to peel
    .

    November

    Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days; Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 pounds!


    December

    Picked up the phone to dial 911, no such luck?
    'Duh, ' there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!
     
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  2. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    My daughter sends them to me (she's a blonde) :D
     
  3. glider

    glider Veteran Member

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    Is she blonde?:lolrolling
     
  4. 07ROADKING

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    ya when you have to explane a joke its just not funny.ya shes blonde:bigsmiley28: