A blonde goes ice fishing.

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by kemo, Jan 29, 2011.

  1. kemo

    kemo R.I.P

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    THE BLOND AND THE LORD

    A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.

    After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,

    "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

    Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens the voice bellowed,

    "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

    The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.

    The voice came once more,

    "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

    She stopped, looked skyward, and said,
    "IS THAT YOU LORD?"

    The voice replied,


    "No, this is the manager of the hockey rink."
     
  2. NEWHD74FAN

    NEWHD74FAN Experienced Member Retired Moderators

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    "Omi-gosh-No"...HE manages a hockey rink too?!!!:newsmile01:
     
  3. gunnut

    gunnut Junior Member

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    got me rite in the funny bone.....great joke!!!!:newsmile01::newsmile01:
     
  4. elkhunter149

    elkhunter149 Account Removed

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    great :small3d026: :newsmile078:
     
  5. Iceman24

    Iceman24 Well-Known Member

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    Priceless - gotta tell my wife (she's blonde)...;)
     
  6. twicecam

    twicecam Active Member

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    Your a brave man:hii
     
  7. Redfish-Joe

    Redfish-Joe Senior Member

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    Didn't see it coming!!:newsmile01:
     
  8. jeffndebrus

    jeffndebrus New Member

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    things that make you go hmmmmmmmmm.
     
  9. Ian Wayne

    Ian Wayne Member

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    Just excellent !!!
     
  10. 2007_harley_man

    2007_harley_man Member

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    that's a great one :newsmile100: