10 reasons Men prefer guns over women

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  1. gator508

    gator508 Senior Member

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    I'll probably get in trouble for this one...lol

    Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women
    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

    #3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
     
  2. bubbacraft

    bubbacraft Active Member

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    LOL I just posted five reasons on my FB profile ouch no kisses for me 2night
     
  3. geezer

    geezer Senior Member Contributor

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    Good one but you have to be careful where you tell it.
     
  4. Cyclops

    Cyclops Active Member

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    Good one!
     
  5. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    LOL, going to let the Redhead read this, Hey Brian bet I get smacked again:p
     
  6. fin_676

    fin_676 Experienced Member Staff Member Moderator Contributor

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    Just make sure the red head is not behind you when she reads or you will be an easy target
    However the fair sex never forget anything you did wrong so perhaps just take the smack and be done with it :(

    Brian
     
  7. geezer

    geezer Senior Member Contributor

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    Sounds like you've been married long enough to know how things work.
     
  8. bubbacraft

    bubbacraft Active Member

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    Yep I picked a red head too, ya gotta be careful caus they are a dangerous breed. That's why I only posted five of the ten on FB. :D
     
  9. fin_676

    fin_676 Experienced Member Staff Member Moderator Contributor

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    26 and a bit years and i am still learning
    just when you think you understand them they change their minds and you are lost again

    Brian
     
  10. Jack Klarich

    Jack Klarich Expert Member

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    31 years now, and she enjoys reading here, I told her to join LOL I can feel that smack coming:p