Robin Williams' plan

Davidw2415

Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says 'I love New York ' in Arabic.

You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.'

1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station our troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in.
If you don't like it in your country change it yourself and don't try to hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.
If they don't attend classes,or they get a 'D' it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of their wells filling up their storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. ! Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' '

Bluesssman

I like it! Nanu Nanu!

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Cowchip500

I love it but I find it hard to believe that it's from Robin Williams.

I guess if Dennis Miller can switch from the "dark side", so can Robin.

gunnut

Perfect plan!!Applies equally well over here,we're choking to death on religeous tolerance,refugees and asylum seekers,most of which are using the title to avoid a jail sentance back home because they're effin criminals!!!!!

tlyoungb

You know I am not much of a Robin Williams Fan, but I like the idea.

db_fan1

I'm not real big on getting involved in politics, but there seem to be a lot of people, celebs and otherwise, with great ideas on how to take control of our country. Its just to bad that we can all agree that what we hear is a good idea and nothing else ever comes of it. Now all we have to do is find someone to appoint that can and will listen to the people and take action on OUR words and what WE would like to take place. Just thinkin out loud.

Davidw2415

Unfortunately if your not a filthy rich friend of a politician or the special interest group with deep pockets your opinion isn't worth the time it took to write this post.

db_fan1

My point exactly.

Bluesssman

This is the reason our country is where it is today. Apathy is rampant which only allows the filthy rich and special interest groups to achieve their goals.

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bikermonkey

Theodore Roosevelt said Americans need to have a good revolution every 10 years. He was right. Hitting the streets in mass protest made change. Americans demanding change got it. We've become so politcally correct a handful now control everything. What happened to the voice of America. I say good go Robin Williams, speak out man !

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