|
     |
|
|
Hello Guest, Welcome to the HDTalking, registration is completely FREE and takes only a few seconds. By registering you'll gain: Full Posting Privileges, Access to Private Messaging, Optional Email Notification, Upload Photos, Upload Videos, Respond to Polls, Ability to Fully Participate. To register now click here! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please submit ticket to our helpdesk team. |
|
|||||||
| Register | FAQ | Members List | Calendar | Search | Today's Posts | Mark Forums Read |
|
|
Mother-in-LawJokes |
 |
|
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes | |||
Nov 18th, 2008, 05:13 PM
|
#1 (permalink) |
|
Community Guru Wannabe
Ride: 83 FXWG
Join Date: Nov 10th, 2007
Location: Frontenac, Kansas
Posts: 893
My Mood:
 |
Mother-in-Law
A guy is walking along the beach when He finds a bottle half buried in the sand, He picks it up and as He is rubbing the caked on sand off of it a Genie pops out of the top..."I'll grant you 3 wishes" the Genie says "but be advised the person you hate the most will get 2 times what you get"...somewhat bewildered the man says "well, that'd be my Mother-in-Law." "I'll tell you what" the man says, "I want 1 million dollars" instantly 1 million dollars appears in front of him, at the same instant 2 million dollars appears in front of his Mother-in-Law, "I hate when she gets anything good" the man says." I want the deed to downtown Dallas" the man says, instantly said deed appears in his hand, at the same instant the deed to Austin and San Antoinio appears in his Mother-in-Laws hand, "I hate when she gets anything good" says the man, the man looks around the beach and picks up a stick, hands it to the Genie and says "Here beat me half to death."
 |
|
|
|
|||||||
|
|
|||||||
|
Nov 18th, 2008, 06:14 PM
|
#3 (permalink) |
|
Community Liaison
Ride: 07 Road King Classic
Join Date: Jun 21st, 2007
Posts: 11,622
My Mood:
|
Re: Mother-in-Law
Wait for me guys!
__________________
Psssst!  Please stop by the "self help section" for maintenance tips, diagnostic codes and much more. click me!>>Self Help Information and Tips<< click me! |
|
|
|
Dec 1st, 2008, 06:29 PM
|
#6 (permalink) |
|
Contributor$
Ride: 2008 Street Glide
Join Date: Feb 2nd, 2008
Location: Woodstock, Georgia
Posts: 1,646
My Mood:
|
Re: Mother-in-Law
Heard the same joke with an alternate ending - "give me a mild heart attack."
I think I like your version better.
__________________
2008 Street Glide |
|
|
|
|
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
Linear Mode
