Worms

David · 07-17-2008, 10:13 PM

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whisky and two worms. “Now, class. Observe closely the worms,” said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.

The second worm, he put into the whisky. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.

“Now, what lesson can we learn from this experiment?” the professor asked.

Little Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded…

“Drink whisky and you won’t get worms!”

dhog · 07-24-2008, 08:32 PM

Little Johnny is wise for his years

Apyle · 07-25-2008, 05:00 AM

Hey my fishing bait!!!

The Bad Man's Angel · 07-25-2008, 05:22 AM

you won't get worms but I've eat a few out of bottles of Tequila!!

enormousdwarf · 07-26-2008, 10:03 AM

I agreee with Johnny

abrannan19 · 07-28-2008, 05:59 PM

thats an old one..but still funny!

TriumphIsMyBaby · 08-01-2008, 11:29 PM

.....and to this day, Johnny still kills off the worms.

07-17-2008, 10:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
David Warming The Wheels Ride: 2007 Road King FLHRCI Join Date: 2007, Nov 23 Location: Scotland Posts: 76 My Mood:	Worms A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whisky and two worms. “Now, class. Observe closely the worms,” said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. The second worm, he put into the whisky. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail. “Now, what lesson can we learn from this experiment?” the professor asked. Little Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded… “Drink whisky and you won’t get worms!”

07-24-2008, 08:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
dhog Warming The Wheels Ride: 2005 electra glide fireman Join Date: 2008, Jan 02 Posts: 89 My Mood:	Re: Worms Little Johnny is wise for his years

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Apyle Play The Throttle Ride: 1987 FXRS LOWRIDER Join Date: 2008, Jan 26 Location: st.louis MI Posts: 301 My Mood:	Re: Worms Hey my fishing bait!!! __________________ A picture is worth a thousand words, because some words are big, and hard to understand.

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The Bad Man's Angel Warming The Wheels Ride: 2006 XL883 Low Join Date: 2008, Jun 04 Location: West Virginia 37.3742°N 81.213°W Posts: 121	Re: Worms you won't get worms but I've eat a few out of bottles of Tequila!!

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enormousdwarf Start The Engine Ride: 1997 FLSTF Fatboy Join Date: 2008, Jul 19 Posts: 22	Re: Worms I agreee with Johnny

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abrannan19 Start The Engine Join Date: 2008, Jul 28 Posts: 10	Re: Worms thats an old one..but still funny!

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TriumphIsMyBaby New Family Ride: Still saving up... Join Date: 2008, Jul 16 Posts: 5	Re: Worms .....and to this day, Johnny still kills off the worms.

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