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Old Jul 2nd, 2008, 06:55 PM     #1
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Blonde Man in Speedo

The middle age Blonde man liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was he never able to attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend Bob for advice.

'It's those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool. They're years out of style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos, about two sizes too small, and drop a fist-sized potato down inside them. I'm telling ya man: you'll have all the babes you want!' Bob told him.

The following weekend, the Blonde hits the swimming hole with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!

The Blonde went back to his buddy Bob and asked him, 'What's wrong now?'

'Jesus!' says Bob, 'the potato goes in the front!'
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Old Jul 24th, 2008, 04:38 PM     #2
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Man that's just sick but lumpy
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Old Aug 1st, 2008, 07:26 PM     #3
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hahahahahaha. What an idiot. LoL
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