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|Jan 20th, 2014, 03:22 PM||#1|
Community Guru Wannabe
Ride: 2009 EG Ultra Classic
Join Date: Jun 4th, 2009
Location: Lac du Bonnet, Manitoba
such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is
pointless." A competition to see who can come up with the best one is held every year.
This year's winning submission is posted at the very end.
When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
The batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
A will is a dead giveaway.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
When you've seen one shopping Center you've seen a mall.
Police were called to a day care Center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
And the cream of the wretched crop:
Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end.
When they find the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be disappointed they're not it..
|Jan 20th, 2014, 05:15 PM||#2|
Ride: 2005 FLTRI
Join Date: Aug 28th, 2009
Location: Suwannee, Fl
Why is an old spinster like a frozen tomato? Because it's hard to mate her.
|Jan 22nd, 2014, 08:42 AM||#3|
Community Guru Wannabe
Ride: 2008 FXSTC
Join Date: Jun 25th, 2009
Location: Gulf Coast AL.
Interesting thread, TMI, but good. Drive on a Parkway, park on a driveway.
|Jan 22nd, 2014, 09:33 AM||#4|
Ride: 2008 Electra Glide
Join Date: Jul 4th, 2010
Now thats some good thinking outside the box.
Failure to plan on your part does NOT constitute an emergency on my part.
|Jul 17th, 2014, 10:48 AM||#6|
Ride: 2011 Road King
Join Date: Oct 21st, 2009
GOOD!!!! Some really quick witted folks out there. Thanks I enjoyed reading them.
Say - did you ever see a horse fly?
Did you ever see a side walk?
IF Jimmy cracked corn and nobody cares - why did they make a song about it?
Oh they are very OLD I know - but dont hate - smile - they are all amusing.
Have a great and blessed day now.