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Old 05-19-2008, 11:11 PM     #1 (permalink)
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Her Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.

We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my
friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a
bit late, but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so
we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was
wrong; he said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was
upset.
He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not
to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled
slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why
he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I decided to go to bed. About 15
minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress,
and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his
thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what
to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is
a disaster.



His Diary:

Harley wouldn't start today, but at least I got laid.

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Old 05-20-2008, 03:02 AM     #2 (permalink)
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Re: His & Her Diarys

I read this to my wife ...She only had one response


Men !!


I must be getting to old

Harley wouldn't start today, but at least I got laid.

I fixed my Harley today and got laid.
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Old 05-20-2008, 03:15 AM     #3 (permalink)
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LMAO!

(My wife thought it was stupid. Her loss.)
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Old 05-20-2008, 05:56 PM     #4 (permalink)
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LMAO!!!!!!!tOLD WIFEY,AND AFTER SHE STOPPED LAUGHING SHE SAID THAT SOUNDED ABOUT RITE!!!
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