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Old Oct 25th, 2011, 10:07 AM     #1
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Football and the Blonde
Of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be the best -- because it makes football make sense!

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was... 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!"
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Old Oct 25th, 2011, 10:16 AM     #2
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Good one, Why aren't you working?
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Old Oct 25th, 2011, 04:14 PM     #3
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Good one, Why aren't you working?
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Ha-ha-ha, pretty good one, lorne!
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Oh good I had to tell my wife that one and she's heard most all of them.
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Ha-ha-ha, pretty good one, lorne!
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