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Avoiding alcohol issues
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Apr 16th, 2011, 11:13 PM
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Re: Avoiding alcohol issues
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Apr 17th, 2011, 10:18 AM
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Re: Avoiding alcohol issues
Quote: Originally Posted by Jack Klarich
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I missed the Joke part but am serious about drinking and riding, If in a jam and in my area call me
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Got it DON now back to the ROAST, I see GLIDER is up and running
I had to read it twice to get it too Jack. Sometimes I'm so slow I have actually gotten jokes on the way home and start laughing in the car. |
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Apr 17th, 2011, 10:29 AM
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Re: Avoiding alcohol issues
Quote: Originally Posted by SilverFoXD
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 A new way to avoid any .08 alcohol issues while driving: Went out with some friends last night and tied one on.Knowing that I was wasted, I did something that I have never done before. I took a bus home. I arrived home safe and warm, which seemed really surprising as I have never driven a bus before. or "take me drink i am home"
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May 5th, 2011, 11:42 PM
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Re: Avoiding alcohol issues
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Sometimes I'm so slow I have actually gotten jokes on the way home and start laughing in the car.
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May 5th, 2011, 11:58 PM
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Re: Avoiding alcohol issues
I got pulled over the other night and the cop said to me, "Son, your eyes are red. Have you been drinking"??? I said "No sir, but your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating donuts"???
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May 6th, 2011, 06:42 AM
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Re: Avoiding alcohol issues
Great sense of humor... appreciate the smile it gave me this morning.
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May 6th, 2011, 08:16 AM
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Re: Avoiding alcohol issues
I've already used it this morning. Day after Cinco de Mayo seemed appropriate.
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