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Old Jan 15th, 2010, 01:23 PM     #1
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Post Harley / Goldwing

Not entirely true but funny none the less


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"This beer is flat, let's trash the place."

Goldwing Drivers
"This cappuccino is cold. Let's only tip 10%."

Harley Riders
"Live to ride. Ride to Live."

Goldwing Drivers
"Eat to ride. Ride to Eat."

Harley Riders
"Loud pipes save lives"

Goldwing Drivers
"Honey, will you turn down the radio?"

Harley Riders
Black leather jacket and chaps

Goldwing Drivers
Red snowmobile suit

Harley Riders
Black leather vest with chain closure and skull and lightning bolt on the back

Goldwing Drivers
Gray twill vest with trading pins and Gold Wing Road Riders Association chapter patch on the back

Harley Riders
Meets other riders at "The Dam Ice House"

Goldwing Drivers
Meets other riders at Denny's

Harley Riders
Biker Mama on the back

Goldwing Drivers
HER Mama on the back.

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Rolling thunder

Goldwing Drivers
BarcoLounger with wheels

Harley Riders
Dew rags covering up steel plate in the head from riding without a helmet. But looking COOL.

Goldwing Drivers
Helmet with headset and microphones, covered in reflective patches

Harley Riders
Riding in groups of two

Goldwing Drivers
Riding in groups of twenty

Harley Riders
Ape hanger bars and splinter seats

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Big wide seats for big wide butts

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Cross city ride ends at topless bar

Goldwing Drivers
Cross country ride ends at Dairy Queen.

Harley Riders
National rider's group meeting called "Hog Rally".

Goldwing Drivers
International group affair called "Wing Ding".
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Old Jan 15th, 2010, 02:59 PM     #2
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Re: Harley / Goldwing

Yeh, I can relate to some of these points, but it is funny.
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Old Jan 15th, 2010, 03:17 PM     #3
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Re: Harley / Goldwing

Some hit close to home.
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Old Jan 16th, 2010, 01:03 AM     #4
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Re: Harley / Goldwing

I have an 09 Road Glide and an 05 Goldwing. A lot of truth in those comparisons.
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Old Jan 16th, 2010, 02:02 AM     #5
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Re: Harley / Goldwing

I have always said that Harley riders drink beer and Goldwing riders eat ice cream. I don't drink beer any more. I hope that doesn't mean I have to get rid of my Harley.

I have ridden Gold Wings very nice machines. I say if you want to be that comfortable drive your car.
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Old Jan 16th, 2010, 07:04 PM     #6
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Re: Harley / Goldwing

Lots of truth in that. I don't drink beer anymore, but do like Ice cream
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Old Jan 16th, 2010, 08:36 PM     #7
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Re: Harley / Goldwing

To be honest...I eat way more ice cream over beer I drink.
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Old Jan 16th, 2010, 10:48 PM     #8
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Re: Harley / Goldwing

I could do a Budweiser float maybe, with rainbow jimmies.
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Old Jan 17th, 2010, 08:19 AM     #9
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Re: Harley / Goldwing

Alot of this rings true. Don't like ice cream, does that mean I can have another beer??
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Old Jan 18th, 2010, 12:24 PM     #10
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Re: Harley / Goldwing

[I have ridden Gold Wings very nice machines. I say if you want to be that comfortable drive your car.[/QUOTE]

The new Gold Wings are nothing more than two wheel Accords. I like the old 1000cc 4 cylinder wings better.
but that is just me.
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