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Harley / Goldwing
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Jan 15th, 2010, 01:23 PM
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Harley / Goldwing
 Harley Riders "This beer is flat, let's trash the place." Goldwing Drivers "This cappuccino is cold. Let's only tip 10%." Harley Riders "Live to ride. Ride to Live." Goldwing Drivers "Eat to ride. Ride to Eat." Harley Riders "Loud pipes save lives" Goldwing Drivers "Honey, will you turn down the radio?" Harley Riders Black leather jacket and chaps Goldwing Drivers Red snowmobile suit Harley Riders Black leather vest with chain closure and skull and lightning bolt on the back Goldwing Drivers Gray twill vest with trading pins and Gold Wing Road Riders Association chapter patch on the back Harley Riders Meets other riders at "The Dam Ice House" Goldwing Drivers Meets other riders at Denny's Harley Riders Biker Mama on the back Goldwing Drivers HER Mama on the back. Harley Riders Rolling thunder Goldwing Drivers BarcoLounger with wheels Harley Riders Dew rags covering up steel plate in the head from riding without a helmet. But looking COOL. Goldwing Drivers Helmet with headset and microphones, covered in reflective patches Harley Riders Riding in groups of two Goldwing Drivers Riding in groups of twenty Harley Riders Ape hanger bars and splinter seats Goldwing Drivers Big wide seats for big wide butts Harley Riders Cross city ride ends at topless bar Goldwing Drivers Cross country ride ends at Dairy Queen. Harley Riders National rider's group meeting called "Hog Rally". Goldwing Drivers International group affair called "Wing Ding".
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Jan 15th, 2010, 02:59 PM
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Play The Throttle
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Re: Harley / Goldwing
Yeh, I can relate to some of these points, but it is funny.
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Jan 15th, 2010, 03:17 PM
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Re: Harley / Goldwing
Some hit close to home.
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Jan 16th, 2010, 01:03 AM
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Re: Harley / Goldwing
I have an 09 Road Glide and an 05 Goldwing. A lot of truth in those comparisons.
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Jan 16th, 2010, 02:02 AM
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Re: Harley / Goldwing
I have always said that Harley riders drink beer and Goldwing riders eat ice cream. I don't drink beer any more. I hope that doesn't mean I have to get rid of my Harley.
I have ridden Gold Wings very nice machines. I say if you want to be that comfortable drive your car. |
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Jan 16th, 2010, 07:04 PM
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Re: Harley / Goldwing
Lots of truth in that. I don't drink beer anymore, but do like Ice cream
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Jan 16th, 2010, 08:36 PM
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Re: Harley / Goldwing
To be honest...I eat way more ice cream over beer I drink.
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Jan 16th, 2010, 10:48 PM
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Re: Harley / Goldwing
I could do a Budweiser float maybe, with rainbow jimmies.
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Jan 17th, 2010, 08:19 AM
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Re: Harley / Goldwing
Alot of this rings true. Don't like ice cream, does that mean I can have another beer??
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Jan 18th, 2010, 12:24 PM
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Re: Harley / Goldwing
[I have ridden Gold Wings very nice machines. I say if you want to be that comfortable drive your car.[/QUOTE]
The new Gold Wings are nothing more than two wheel Accords. I like the old 1000cc 4 cylinder wings better. but that is just me. Dave
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