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Old Nov 17th, 2009, 04:29 PM     #1
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Las Vegas Churches accept gambling chips



THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS ,

BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.


NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE

CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.

SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES

HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.

THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY

FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS

ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.


OF COURSE, ALL OF THIS DIFFICULT WORK IS


DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.




YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING DID YOU?
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Old Nov 17th, 2009, 05:48 PM     #2
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Polarbear That's bad
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Now that is funny
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Ah, the little twist at the end is what counts. Congrats on getting me on this one.
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Ouch, that was painful.
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