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Tough Question...Jokes |
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Nov 15th, 2009, 09:14 PM
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Tough Question...
A professor gives his physiology class a spot quiz. One question he asks is, "What part of the human anatomy expands to ten times its normal size during periods of intense emotion and excitement?" He picks a rather overdressed girl in the front row to answer it. "Miss Callahan!"
The indicated girl, who heard the question, stammers with some ... Read Moreembarrassment: "Professor, I'd rather not answer that question." The professor says, "That's all right, Miss Callahan, you don't need to answer it. Is there anyone present who can answer it?" He notes an interested face in the back of the classroom. "Mr. Hawkins!" Hawkins says, "Yes, Professor, it is the pupil of the eye that expands to ten times its normal size during periods of emotion and excitement." The professor says, "That is correct, Mr. Hawkins." Then he turns to Miss Callahan. He says, "Young lady, two things are obvious from your reaction to this question. One, you haven't studied this week's assignment; and Two, I'm afraid marriage is going to be a tremendous disappointment to you."
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Nov 15th, 2009, 09:25 PM
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Re: Tough Question...
too funneeee
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Nov 16th, 2009, 10:07 AM
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Re: Tough Question...
That's a good one
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Nov 16th, 2009, 10:12 AM
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Re: Tough Question...
Very good!
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Nov 16th, 2009, 05:00 PM
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Re: Tough Question...
Boy, she has a lot to learn.
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Nov 16th, 2009, 05:53 PM
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Re: Tough Question...
No, don't want to get into trouble with Glider. I'll just say it was funny.
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Nov 16th, 2009, 06:08 PM
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Re: Tough Question...
Jake, your mind in the gutter again?
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Nov 17th, 2009, 10:05 AM
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Re: Tough Question...
Nope, just creeping along the edge of the sidewalk.
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