The Hangover

Goofuss69 · Nov 15th, 2009, 04:13 PM

Tom wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's party.

Tom is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all.

He didn't even remember how he got home from the party.

As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Tom had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.

And, next to them, a single red rose!! Tom sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: 'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Gloria

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.

His 16 year old son is also at the table eating. Tom asks, 'Son, what happened last night?'

'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind you fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door'

Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??'

His son replies, 'Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone, I'm married!!'

STEVE07 · Nov 15th, 2009, 05:06 PM

If I ever end up that bent out of shape I hope I react like Tom did.!

jaceddie · Nov 16th, 2009, 05:11 PM

Tom is one lucky or smart man. I'm not sure which.

Haywire · Nov 17th, 2009, 12:43 PM

That's a classic

Nov 15th, 2009, 04:13 PM	#1
Goofuss69 Warming The Wheels Ride: 2006 Softail Std Join Date: Mar 21st, 2008 Location: Muskegon,Mi Posts: 119 My Mood:	The Hangover Tom wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's party. Tom is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Tom had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!! Tom sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: 'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Gloria He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His 16 year old son is also at the table eating. Tom asks, 'Son, what happened last night?' 'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind you fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door' Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??' His son replies, 'Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone, I'm married!!' __________________ "Music is like candy. You have to get rid of the rappers to enjoy it."

Nov 15th, 2009, 05:06 PM	#2
STEVE07 Moderators Ride: 2007FLHTC Join Date: Oct 4th, 2008 Location: Kitchener Ontario Canada Posts: 3,577 My Mood:	Re: The Hangover If I ever end up that bent out of shape I hope I react like Tom did.! __________________ Please stop by the "self help section" for maintenance tips, diagnostic codes and much more. click me!>>Self Help Information and Tips<< click me!

Nov 16th, 2009, 05:11 PM	#3
jaceddie Contributor$ Ride: 09 ultra classic Join Date: Aug 4th, 2008 Location: Southern Ohio Posts: 703 My Mood:	Re: The Hangover Tom is one lucky or smart man. I'm not sure which.

Nov 17th, 2009, 12:43 PM	#4
Haywire Contributor$ Ride: 2006 Ultra Classic Join Date: Oct 2nd, 2009 Location: Manitoba, Canada Posts: 299 My Mood:	Re: The Hangover That's a classic

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