Speeding?

Polarbear · Nov 12th, 2009, 01:01 PM

A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it.

Officer: The motorcycle is stolen?
Biker: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag?
Biker: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags.

Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!?
Biker: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Biker: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.

Captain: Who's motorcycle is this?
Biker: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.

Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Biker: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag.

Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them.
Biker: No problem.
The saddle bags were opened; no drugs.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags.
Biker: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.

CatWoman · Nov 12th, 2009, 02:02 PM

Polarbear, I'm not sure where you get your stuff, but is SURE is funny!!

CatWoman

Polarbear · Nov 12th, 2009, 02:17 PM

Thanks CatWoman! Glad you enjoy them.

RichardS · Nov 12th, 2009, 06:00 PM

softy heritage · Nov 12th, 2009, 08:18 PM

Polarbear,you are the official joker of the website. Always good for a laugh,helps brighten up the day.

Haywire · Nov 12th, 2009, 08:49 PM

Polarbear, another classic. You do keeps things amusing in here. I look for these each day, Keep them coming.

Polarbear · Nov 13th, 2009, 11:04 AM

I aim to please!

trickydoc · Nov 13th, 2009, 11:16 AM

Thanks Polarbear, you start my day off right!!!!!. My wife and I both get a kick from your jokes. I read them aloud so my wife can enjoy them also. Keep it up.

fwcole · Nov 13th, 2009, 12:38 PM

awesome!!!

Polarbear · Nov 13th, 2009, 04:37 PM

jaceddie, I don't know. Those Ohio troopers don't have much of a sense of humor!

Nov 12th, 2009, 01:01 PM	#1
Polarbear Contributor$ Ride: 1977 FXE Join Date: Sep 8th, 2009 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 249 My Mood:	Speeding? A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it. Officer: The motorcycle is stolen? Biker: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag? Biker: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags. Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!? Biker: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Biker: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Who's motorcycle is this? Biker: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it? Biker: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag. Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them. Biker: No problem. The saddle bags were opened; no drugs. Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags. Biker: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too. __________________ I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead!

Nov 12th, 2009, 02:02 PM	#2
CatWoman Contributor$ Ride: 1989 FLHTC Ultra Classic Join Date: Aug 14th, 2009 Location: Arizona Posts: 174 My Mood:	Re: Speeding? Polarbear, I'm not sure where you get your stuff, but is SURE is funny!! CatWoman

Nov 12th, 2009, 02:17 PM	#3
Polarbear Contributor$ Ride: 1977 FXE Join Date: Sep 8th, 2009 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 249 My Mood:	Re: Speeding? Thanks CatWoman! Glad you enjoy them. __________________ I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead!

Nov 12th, 2009, 06:00 PM	#4
RichardS Moderators Ride: 2003 Ultra Glide Join Date: Oct 3rd, 2008 Location: South Jersey Posts: 2,087 My Mood:	Re: Speeding? __________________ *Did the '60's really happen or was that a dream?*

Nov 12th, 2009, 08:18 PM	#5
softy heritage Start The Engine Ride: 09 heritage Join Date: Sep 7th, 2009 Posts: 15 My Mood:	Re: Speeding? Polarbear,you are the official joker of the website. Always good for a laugh,helps brighten up the day.

Nov 12th, 2009, 08:49 PM	#6
Haywire Contributor$ Ride: 2006 Ultra Classic Join Date: Oct 2nd, 2009 Location: Manitoba, Canada Posts: 292 My Mood:	Re: Speeding? Polarbear, another classic. You do keeps things amusing in here. I look for these each day, Keep them coming.

Nov 13th, 2009, 11:04 AM	#7
Polarbear Contributor$ Ride: 1977 FXE Join Date: Sep 8th, 2009 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 249 My Mood:	Re: Speeding? I aim to please!

Nov 13th, 2009, 11:16 AM	#8
trickydoc Warming The Wheels Ride: 01 Ultra Join Date: Aug 2nd, 2009 Location: NorthEast Alabama Posts: 82 My Mood:	Re: Speeding? Thanks Polarbear, you start my day off right!!!!!. My wife and I both get a kick from your jokes. I read them aloud so my wife can enjoy them also. Keep it up.

Nov 13th, 2009, 12:38 PM	#9
fwcole Contributor$ Ride: 03 dyna Join Date: Sep 24th, 2009 Posts: 153 My Mood:	Re: Speeding? awesome!!!

Nov 13th, 2009, 04:37 PM	#10
Polarbear Contributor$ Ride: 1977 FXE Join Date: Sep 8th, 2009 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 249 My Mood:	Re: Speeding? jaceddie, I don't know. Those Ohio troopers don't have much of a sense of humor! __________________ I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead!

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