A Harley biker

Polarbear · Oct 26th, 2009, 06:18 PM

A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'

The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'

The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days.

jaceddie · Oct 26th, 2009, 09:21 PM

Isn't that the truth

T wrecks · Oct 27th, 2009, 01:56 AM

Haha...very good!

paulmack · Oct 27th, 2009, 08:36 AM

Yea just like the media.

Haywire · Oct 27th, 2009, 11:22 AM

The media can make any storey any way they want.

gmurdock · Oct 27th, 2009, 12:37 PM

That is the way the Media puts things in their prospective?

Oct 26th, 2009, 06:18 PM	#1
Polarbear Contributor$ Ride: 1977 FXE Join Date: Sep 8th, 2009 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 249 My Mood:	A Harley biker A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days. __________________ I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead!

Oct 26th, 2009, 09:21 PM	#2
jaceddie Contributor$ Ride: 09 ultra classic Join Date: Aug 4th, 2008 Location: Southern Ohio Posts: 708 My Mood:	Re: A Harley biker Isn't that the truth

Oct 27th, 2009, 01:56 AM	#3
T wrecks Community Guru Wannabe Ride: 1994Softail FXSTC Join Date: Jun 21st, 2007 Location: Queensland AUSTRALIA Posts: 876 My Mood:	Re: A Harley biker Haha...very good!

Oct 27th, 2009, 08:36 AM	#4
paulmack Play The Throttle Ride: 2006 Heritage Softail Classic Join Date: Sep 9th, 2009 Location: Southwest Virginia Posts: 168 My Mood:	Re: A Harley biker Yea just like the media.

Oct 27th, 2009, 11:22 AM	#5
Haywire Contributor$ Ride: 2006 Ultra Classic Join Date: Oct 2nd, 2009 Location: Manitoba, Canada Posts: 299 My Mood:	Re: A Harley biker The media can make any storey any way they want.

Oct 27th, 2009, 12:37 PM	#6
gmurdock Play The Throttle Ride: 2009 Street Glide Join Date: Jan 21st, 2009 Location: Winter Springs, FL Posts: 163 My Mood:	Re: A Harley biker That is the way the Media puts things in their prospective?

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