the mechanic

kman · Oct 18th, 2009, 05:54 PM

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley Davidson when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the Garage,

"Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?" The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take da valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.

So how come I make $39,675 a year and you get the really big bucks ($1,700,000) when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic. . .

"Try doing it with the engine running."

T wrecks · Oct 18th, 2009, 06:22 PM

Ah yes, very good!!

sharpscuba · Oct 18th, 2009, 10:27 PM

I like it . Guess I will quit asking my Doc that question.

paulmack · Oct 19th, 2009, 08:52 AM

Very good.

Oct 18th, 2009, 05:54 PM	#1
kman Start The Engine Ride: 09 Ultra Join Date: Sep 20th, 2009 Location: Maple Ridge, B.C. Posts: 36 My Mood:	the mechanic A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley Davidson when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the Garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?" The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take da valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year and you get the really big bucks ($1,700,000) when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic. . . "Try doing it with the engine running."

Oct 18th, 2009, 06:22 PM	#2
T wrecks Community Guru Wannabe Ride: 1994Softail FXSTC Join Date: Jun 21st, 2007 Location: Queensland AUSTRALIA Posts: 876 My Mood:	Re: the mechanic Ah yes, very good!!

Oct 18th, 2009, 10:27 PM	#3
sharpscuba Community Star Ride: 2007flhtc Join Date: Jul 4th, 2008 Location: Belgium Wi. Posts: 571 My Mood:	Re: the mechanic I like it . Guess I will quit asking my Doc that question.

Oct 19th, 2009, 08:52 AM	#4
paulmack Play The Throttle Ride: 2006 Heritage Softail Classic Join Date: Sep 9th, 2009 Location: Southwest Virginia Posts: 168 My Mood:	Re: the mechanic Very good.

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