little johnnys at it again

gunnut · Oct 15th, 2009, 01:40 PM

A new teacher
> was trying to make use of her psychology
> courses. She started her class by saying,
> 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!'
> After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The
> teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little
> Johnny?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you
> standing there all by yourself!'
>
>
> * * * * * * * * * * *
>
>
> Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother
> smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you
> do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself
> beautiful,' said his mother, who then began
> removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the
> matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?'
>
>
> * * * * * * * * * * *
>
>
> The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't
> paying attention in class. She called on him and
> said,
> 'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Little
> Johnny quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the
> Cartoon Network!'
>
> * * * * * * * * * * *
>
>
> Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field
> trip to their local police station where they saw
> pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10
> most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters
> pointed to a picture and asked if it really was
> the photo of a wanted person.. 'Yes,' said the
> policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to
> capture him.. Little Johnny asked, " Why didn't
> you keep him when you took his picture ? "
> (this is my favorite)
>
> * * * * * * * * * * *
>
>
> Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his
> father. He watched as his father moved from
> horse to horse, running his hands up and down
> the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a
> few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you
> doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when
> I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that
> they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
> Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the
> UPS guy wants to buy Mom .'

paulmack · Oct 15th, 2009, 02:33 PM

Little Johnny is my kind of guy!!!

Haywire · Oct 15th, 2009, 05:15 PM

Never get enough of Little Johnny...

FLHXTom29715 · Oct 15th, 2009, 05:23 PM

Always full of laughs

gmurdock · Oct 15th, 2009, 06:37 PM

Funny but I am glad little Johnny is not my son

Hobbit · Oct 15th, 2009, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gmurdock

Funny but I am glad little Johnny is not my son

arent we all

bikerdad · Oct 16th, 2009, 03:47 PM

Most of the Little Johnny" jokes I have heard can't be posted here!

03classic · Oct 16th, 2009, 05:46 PM

Oh to be little johnny!!!!!

GabyRock · Oct 16th, 2009, 08:08 PM

good one!

RetiredJake · Oct 17th, 2009, 11:39 AM

Little Johnny usually makes my day. Today is no exception. Thanks

Oct 15th, 2009, 01:40 PM	#1
gunnut Community Star Ride: 1996 DYNA WIDE GLIDE Join Date: Mar 29th, 2008 Location: plymouth,england Posts: 407 My Mood:	little johnnys at it again A new teacher > was trying to make use of her psychology > courses. She started her class by saying, > 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' > After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The > teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little > Johnny?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you > standing there all by yourself!' > > > * * * * * * * * * * * > > > Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother > smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you > do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself > beautiful,' said his mother, who then began > removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the > matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?' > > > * * * * * * * * * * * > > > The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't > paying attention in class. She called on him and > said, > 'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Little > Johnny quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the > Cartoon Network!' > > * * * * * * * * * * * > > > Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field > trip to their local police station where they saw > pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 > most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters > pointed to a picture and asked if it really was > the photo of a wanted person.. 'Yes,' said the > policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to > capture him.. Little Johnny asked, " Why didn't > you keep him when you took his picture ? " > (this is my favorite) > > * * * * * * * * * * * > > > Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his > father. He watched as his father moved from > horse to horse, running his hands up and down > the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a > few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you > doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when > I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that > they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. > Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the > UPS guy wants to buy Mom .'

Oct 15th, 2009, 02:33 PM	#2
paulmack Play The Throttle Ride: 2006 Heritage Softail Classic Join Date: Sep 9th, 2009 Location: Southwest Virginia Posts: 168 My Mood:	Re: little johnnys at it again Little Johnny is my kind of guy!!!

Oct 15th, 2009, 05:15 PM	#3
Haywire Contributor$ Ride: 2006 Ultra Classic Join Date: Oct 2nd, 2009 Location: Manitoba, Canada Posts: 297 My Mood:	Re: little johnnys at it again Never get enough of Little Johnny...

Oct 15th, 2009, 05:23 PM	#4
FLHXTom29715 Play The Throttle Ride: 09 FLHX Join Date: Sep 9th, 2009 Posts: 166	Re: little johnnys at it again Always full of laughs

Oct 15th, 2009, 06:37 PM	#5
gmurdock Play The Throttle Ride: 2009 Street Glide Join Date: Jan 21st, 2009 Location: Winter Springs, FL Posts: 163 My Mood:	Re: little johnnys at it again Funny but I am glad little Johnny is not my son

Oct 16th, 2009, 03:47 PM	#7
bikerdad Play The Throttle Ride: 1999 Road King Classic Join Date: Feb 22nd, 2009 Location: Michigan Posts: 178	Re: little johnnys at it again Most of the Little Johnny" jokes I have heard can't be posted here!

Oct 16th, 2009, 05:46 PM	#8
03classic Community Star Ride: 2003 EG classic Join Date: Jul 7th, 2009 Location: Illinois Posts: 421 My Mood:	Re: little johnnys at it again Oh to be little johnny!!!!!

Oct 16th, 2009, 08:08 PM	#9
GabyRock Contributor$ Ride: Sportster 2000 Join Date: Oct 2nd, 2009 Posts: 29	Re: little johnnys at it again good one!

Oct 17th, 2009, 11:39 AM	#10
RetiredJake Community Star Ride: FLHTCU Join Date: Apr 19th, 2009 Location: Middle Tennessee Posts: 596 My Mood:	Re: little johnnys at it again Little Johnny usually makes my day. Today is no exception. Thanks __________________ Roaming the country, Tasting the wine, Having fun, Life is good

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