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Oct 9th, 2009, 12:00 PM
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Start The Engine
Ride: 09 Ultra
Join Date: Sep 20th, 2009
Location: Maple Ridge, B.C.
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Painting
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said.... FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.
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Oct 10th, 2009, 09:37 AM
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Warming The Wheels
Ride: 2008 FXSTC
Join Date: Jun 25th, 2009
Location: Gulf Coast AL.
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Re: Painting
ha-ha-ha!
My lady is a blonde, I don't dare show her this one. |
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Oct 10th, 2009, 11:02 AM
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Join Date: Apr 19th, 2009
Location: Middle Tennessee
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Re: Painting
Completely and irrevocably non-politically correct. Probably why I like it so much.
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Oct 10th, 2009, 11:23 AM
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Warming The Wheels
Ride: 2008 Road King Classic
Join Date: Sep 15th, 2009
Location: O'Fallon, MO
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Re: Painting
I don't think I'll show my wife either but I bet it will get a few laughs from my friends.
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