Work or Play?

ProF · Oct 8th, 2009, 02:37 PM

A U.S. Navy captain was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.
While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the
captain decided to pose a question to all assembled.

He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and
he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.

He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much
of it was "pleasure?"

A commander chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.

A lieutenant said it was 50-50%.

An ensign responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon
his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the captain turned to the seaman who was in
charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young seaman responded, "Sir, it has to be
100% pleasure."

The captain was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?

"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me
doing it for them."

The room fell silent.

Polarbear · Nov 13th, 2009, 03:57 PM

That's the truth!

Haywire · Nov 13th, 2009, 05:24 PM

Good one.

09StdGlide · Nov 13th, 2009, 05:34 PM

Gotta love the enlisted folks!! Wanna know what's going on, ask them.

Oct 8th, 2009, 02:37 PM	#1
ProF Contributor$ Ride: '03 Road Glide Join Date: Mar 17th, 2008 Location: So. Cal. Posts: 302 My Mood:	Work or Play? A U.S. Navy captain was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the captain decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?" A commander chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work. A lieutenant said it was 50-50%. An ensign responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time. There being no consensus, the captain turned to the seaman who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion? Without any hesitation, the young seaman responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure." The captain was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why? "Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them." The room fell silent. __________________ I doubt, therefore I might be.

Nov 13th, 2009, 03:57 PM	#2
Polarbear Contributor$ Ride: 1977 FXE Join Date: Sep 8th, 2009 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 249 My Mood:	Re: Work or Play? That's the truth!

Nov 13th, 2009, 05:24 PM	#3
Haywire Contributor$ Ride: 2006 Ultra Classic Join Date: Oct 2nd, 2009 Location: Manitoba, Canada Posts: 299 My Mood:	Re: Work or Play? Good one.

Nov 13th, 2009, 05:34 PM	#4
09StdGlide Start The Engine Ride: 2009 Electra Glide Std Join Date: Oct 25th, 2009 Posts: 36	Re: Work or Play? Gotta love the enlisted folks!! Wanna know what's going on, ask them.

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