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Oct 7th, 2009, 12:39 PM
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Ride: FLHTCU
Join Date: Apr 19th, 2009
Location: Middle Tennessee
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Retired Folks
I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired'? Well, I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background, and one of the things I enjoy most is turning beer, wine, Scotch and margaritas into urine.
And I'm pretty darn good at it, too!!
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Roaming the country, Tasting the wine, Having fun, Life is good |
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Oct 7th, 2009, 12:45 PM
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Warming The Wheels
Ride: 2002 FLSTC
Join Date: Aug 21st, 2009
Location: Kansas City, MO
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Re: Retired Folks
Your wife would probably say that "retirement is twice as much husband on half as much income!" LOL
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Oct 7th, 2009, 01:26 PM
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Play The Throttle
Ride: 2006 Heritage Softail Classic
Join Date: Sep 9th, 2009
Location: Southwest Virginia
Posts: 158
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Re: Retired Folks
It's always good to have a backup carrer.
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Oct 7th, 2009, 02:01 PM
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Play The Throttle
Ride: 2007 Electra Glide Classic
Join Date: Aug 18th, 2009
Location: Warner Robins, GA
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Re: Retired Folks
Now that I'm retired, I cram everything I used to do around the house after work into a full day...... sometimes two days!! And procrastinate, I have taken that to new heights.
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Oct 7th, 2009, 02:30 PM
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Play The Throttle
Ride: 2006 Heritage
Join Date: Dec 2nd, 2008
Location: Washington State
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Re: Retired Folks
Well, right now I am sitting at my computer trying not to make any mistakes in spelling.
After that, my wife and I work in animal rescue, specifically whippets. I am also taking guitar lessons. My practicing scares away small rodents. I also ride a lot now, finally having the time and buying the bike last December. I don't ride too far because of health but I ride as often as I can. However my main activity is hanging around the house and driving my wife nuts. I am getting very good at it.
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Oct 7th, 2009, 03:10 PM
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Ride: 2003 Wide Glide
Join Date: Sep 20th, 2008
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Re: Retired Folks
[QUOTE=Breeze3at;183988]Now that I'm retired, I cram everything I used to do around the house after work into a full day......
True, sad but true. I do a little volunteer work. Took a partime job for a couple of days a week just to keep me out and about. Spend too much time at the computer, too little time riding, but no time in wearing a tie. 
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Oct 7th, 2009, 03:50 PM
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Start The Engine
Ride: 92 FXRS
Join Date: Apr 7th, 2009
Location: Roanoke, Va
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Re: Retired Folks
Go ahead you retired guys, rub it in... while all of us "working stiffs" get more
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Oct 7th, 2009, 04:53 PM
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Ride: FLHTCU
Join Date: Apr 19th, 2009
Location: Middle Tennessee
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Re: Retired Folks
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reduced income aches & pains around the wife all day However, the good really does outshine the bad 
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Oct 7th, 2009, 09:09 PM
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Ride: 09 ultra classic
Join Date: Aug 4th, 2008
Location: Southern Ohio
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Re: Retired Folks
Retired and loving it. I may make the wife a little crazy, but hey, I haven't got anything else to do.
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Oct 8th, 2009, 06:37 AM
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Warming The Wheels
Ride: 2009 Road King
Join Date: Nov 1st, 2008
Location: Bellefontaine, Ohio
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Re: Retired Folks
The best part about retirement......on the first of each month, money magically appears in the checkbook. They pay me to stay away. Whoo Hoo!
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