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Nov 27th, 2007, 07:26 AM
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Warming The Wheels
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This Year's First Christmas Joke
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly
gates. "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates". The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carols."  And so the Christmas Season begins |
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Nov 27th, 2007, 01:54 PM
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Frozen Account
Ride: 1999 Softtail FXSTC
Join Date: Sep 29th, 2007
Location: Claxton, Georgia
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Re: This Year's First Christmas Joke
 That's a classic!! Good one!
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