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Old Aug 16th, 2009, 01:02 PM     #1
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BMW Jokes.

Q: How can you tell a BMW rider and his passenger are having an affair?
A: Thier jackets dont match.

How many BMW riders does it take to screw in an oil filter?
- Two: one laying on the ground, preferably at a campsite; one taking photos to post.

What does BMW stand for?
Bring Money With you,
or
Bring Meine Wallet
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Old Aug 26th, 2009, 09:37 AM     #2
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or....bring Mechanic with, or bankrupt, motorcycle worthless

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Old Aug 28th, 2009, 04:21 PM     #3
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Re: BMW Jokes.

Quote: Originally Posted by Hobbit View Post
WOW they are carrying final drives for the shaft thats not good.
mind when i did my IBA ride there a few cracked frames on the hyper tourer's (hayabusa's, CBX1100 blackirds)
most of the casutlies were the older bikes all but 1 HD finished and that was due to -------------- any takers on a 1984 bike?
Cam Chain Tensioner?
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Old Aug 28th, 2009, 05:04 PM     #4
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Hmm wouldnt be cam tensioners as they only had a single cam back in 1984 . I would say electrical problems.
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Old Jul 17th, 2014, 12:37 AM     #5
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Cam Chain Tensioner?
I would guess a shot condenser.
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